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Hanniganite Prayer
Written by Adam (SalsaShark)
Prayer posted: 5/16/00
"This all comes off the top of my head, and is an extended variation of the A.A. Prayer. No offense intended to any/all resident alcoholics." -- Adam
Grant me the strength to annoy those I can...
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the patience to read the Dru thread, start to finish, in one sitting
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the passion to ship for an unlikely Buffy/Angel couple, others' opinions be damned...
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the wisdom to know who's a troll, who's a newbie, and who's not
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the intelligence to post factoids on a random basis
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the lust to post in each and every drooler thread
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the control to not get drunk in wine country
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the lack of control to get drunk in Jersey and mount an indian
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the stalkerness to shriek uncontrollably whenever a Buffy star is on the tv
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the compassion to love those who, despite supposedly visiting every Buffy site on-line, have no clue what they're talking about
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the honesty to admit when I have no life
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the sense of humor to laugh when people find my first post and repost it, even though I look like a huge dork
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the sense of closure to not be offended when people laugh their ass off at your being a bodyguard to every club on the board
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the courage to not be afraid when the waters are high on the droolers' ark
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the love to remember friends who aren't posting at the moment, but will soon be back
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the evil to corrupt the innocent with drooler threads and semi-confusing Star Wars references
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the knowledge of the problems I can't take on by myself
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the steadfastness to be sure that one day, sooner or later, Hap WILL be board boss again
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the memory to remind me to say "I told you so" when he does
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the ability to NOT flame those who disagree with my religion
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and the balls to e-mail board bosses and ask for a pair of underwear, just cuz I was dared to.
When Adam posted this on the Hanni message boards, someone jokingly said that this should be the official "Hanniganite Prayer." But don't think that this prayer makes us some religious cult because 1) supposed to be funny, so don't take it too seriously and 2) the Hanniganites are not affiliated with any religion (because we all believe in different things, but that's besides the point).
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» Discover why it's awesome to be a Hanniganite
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